Kid Friendly Halloween Jokes about Characters
Need some family fun laughs for this spooky season? Check out these kid friendly Halloween jokes! Let us know your favorite, or one we missed, in the comments!
1) What is an ancient mummies favorite kind of music?
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Answer: A mummy loves wrap music.
2) What’s a ghost’s favorite thing to eat food with?
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Answer: A spoo-oo-oon
3) What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? (From We Are Teachers)
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Answer: A sand-witch
4) How do you make a skeleton dance? (From We Are Teachers)
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Answer: Tickle her funny bone
5) What was the witches favorite class?
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Answer: Her favorite class is spelling
6) Why did the vampire go to the doctor? (From National Geographic Kids)
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Answer: She couldn’t stop coffin! Nat Geographic kids
7) Which Halloween monster is good at math? (From Good Housekeeping)
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Answer: Count Dracula is the best at math.
8) What monster makes the best spy?
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Answer: A mummy- they keep everything under wraps
9) What room does a zombie not have in it’s house?
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Answer: A living room
10) Who is the best monster to dance with at a party?
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Answer: The boogieman
Kid Friendly Halloween Jokes about Candy
1) What kind of pasta is the best to eat on Halloween?
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Answer: It’s best to eat spookighetti
2) What kind of shops do the zombies hang out at in the morning?
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Answers: The coffin shops for a caffeine boost
3) What kind of cereal does a ghost have for breakfast? (From Good Housekeeping)
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Answer: Rice Creepies cereal
4) Who do monsters buy their cookies from? (From Good Housekeeping)
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Answer: From the Ghoul scouts.
5) What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? (From Good Housekeeping)
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Answer: Their favorite fruit is a straw-berry.
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6) What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? (From Readers Digest)
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Answer: Choco-late!
7) What is the best Halloween breakfast?
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Answer: Vampire scream cheese and boo-gels
8) What happens when a ghost drops a grocery basket with a pumpkin and berries?
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Answer: Boo-berry squash
9) What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? (From Readers Digest)
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Answer: You get Pumpkin PI
10) How do you spell candy with just two letters?
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Answer: C and Y
11) Where do the ghouls buy their food?
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Answer: From the GHOST-ry store
Kid Friendly Halloween Jokes about Animals
1) What does a ghost panda eat? (From National Geographic Kids)
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Answer: They eat bam-BOO! Nat Geographic Kids
2) When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? (From Readers Digest)
When you’re a mouse. Readers Digest
3) What do you call a haunted chicken coop? (From ABC Mouse)
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Answer: A haunted chicken coop is a poultry-geist!
4) What is a cows favorite game to play on Halloween?
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Answer: Cows like to play peek-a-moooooo
5) What’s a bats favorite holiday? (From ABC Mouse)
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Answer: Bats like Halloween, but their favorite is fangsgiving
6) What is a bats favorite school subject?
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Answer: They love grammar because they excel at the alpha-BAT
7) Where do vampires carry their school books? (From Scary Mommy)
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Answer: In their BAT-pack
8) Why are spiders good web developers? (From Scary Mommy)
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Answer: They’re great at catching bugs
9) What is a vampires favorite animal?
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Answer: A bloodhound dog
10) What scary monster did the duck dress up as for Halloween?
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Answer: They dressed up as Count Quack-ula
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