Favorite Toy Story 5 Quotes

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Know Before You Watch Toy Story 5

Movie: Toy Story 5
Rated: PG
Age Suggestion: 4 and up (Depending on the kid)
Running Time: 1 hour and 42 minutes
Release Date: June 19th, 2026
Content Warnings: Some mild potty humor, lots of discussion about being left/replaced/forgotten, mild comic violence

Toy Story 5 Quick Review

In a nod to the original Toy Story, the toys are worried for their future after the newest technology is introduced. Lilypad is a tablet who promises everything a kid needs: endless games, constant entertainment, and even an online function to stay connected with friends. Toy Story 5 largely revolves around Jessie and her journey to deal with being left behind by yet another kid. Bonnie thinks she has everything she needs with technology, but is it in fact everything it seems to be?

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Favorite Toy Story 5 Quotes

“I now pronounce you husband and knife.”  – Jessie

“Mom, Dad, why won’t anyone be my friend?”  – Bonnie

“The age of toys may be over, but I’m going to do something useful before I go.”  – Jessie

“I think I know more than a green calculator.”  – Jessie

“Ah! Extinction! Not again.”  – Rex

“How is she supposed to make friends if they’re not even looking at each other?” – Jessie

“This is where it all started. It’s all changed.” – Jessie

“My entire SD card flashed before my eyes!” – Snappy

“We are all toys. Our mission on this planet is to make a child happy, to play. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”  – Buzz

“I now pronounce us…in storage” – Mr. Pricklepants

“I can’t do this again. I can’t love another kid just to find out I never really mattered.”  – Jessie

“Bonnie’s growing up, and we don’t get to decide when and where that happens. All that matters is that we were there to help her along.”  – Jessie

“Looks like fifty to me, but I can only count to two.” – Smartpants

“Come on, we thumb wrestled over this!”  – Buzz

“And by the way, everyone — Zerg is our dad.”  – Buzz

“Oh, that concerns me ethically.”  – Slinky Dog

“Looks like a frog, but she’s really just a leech — sucking up all of Bonnie’s time and attention.”  – Jessie

“I don’t know. Toys are for play, but tech is for everything.”  – Woody

“I appreciate this promotion, but what I’d really like to promote is…”  – Buzz

“Must avoid humans.” “Affirmative.”  – Buzz

“I’m only as fast as my operating system.”  – Smarty Pants

“Search your feelings, Buzz, you know it to be true.” – Buzz

“It’s good to see them fighting again.”  – Mr. Potato Head

“Call me when you’re done ‘helping,’ dear.”  – Bo Peep

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